ARIZONA DERBY DAMES | Phoenix, AZ Banked Track All-Girl Roller Derby

Season 5 2010 Banked Track Season

CHAMPIONSHIP: SCHOOLYARD SCRAPPERS vs. COFFIN DRAGGERS
SEPTEMBER 25, 2010
Schoolyard Scrappers 4:0
Bombshells 3:1
Coffin Draggers 2:2
Runaway Brides 1:3
Brutal Beauties 0:4

August 21, 2010, Playoffs Final Scores

Game 1
Bombshells 88
Runaway Brides 77

Game 2
Coffin Draggers 90
Brutal Beauties 36

Game 3 (WINNER GAME 1 vs. WINNER GAME 2)
Coffin Draggers 63
Bombshells 28

TOP FIVE JAMMERS AUGUST 21, 2010
GAME 1 Bombshells vs. Runaway Brides
1. Ellie Mayhem (Runaway Brides) - 73
2. Celeste (Bombshells) - 33
3. Holly Hood (Bombshells) - 29
4. Lady Lawless (Bombshells) - 22
5. Prima Donna (Bombshells) - 4
5. Malicious Wheels (Runaway Brides) - 4

GAME 2 Coffin Draggers vs. Brutal Beauties
Cannibelle Corpse (Coffin Draggers) - 43
Craven Cadaver (Coffin Draggers) - 20
Mia Pow Wow (Coffin Draggers) - 21
Kimber Slice (Brutal Beauties) - 17
Lap Dancer (Brutal Beauties) - 14

GAME 3 Coffin Draggers vs. Bombshells
1. Cannibelle Corpse (Coffin Draggers) - 22
2. Goody Goody Blooddrop (Schoolyard Scrapper subbing for Coffin Draggers) - 17
3. Craven Cadaver (Coffin Draggers) - 16
4. Prima Donna (Bombshells) - 12
5. Lady Lawless (Bombshells) - 8

July 17, 2010, Final Scores
Game 1
Bombshells 107
Runaway Brides 91

Game 2
Schoolyard Scrappers 72
Coffin Draggers 67

TOP FIVE JAMMERS JULY 17, 2010

Game 1 - Bombshells vs. Runaway Brides
1. Ellie Mayhem (Runaway Brides) - 45 pts.
2. Lady Lawless (Bombshells) - 35 pts.
2. Holly Hood (Bombshells) - 35 pts.
4. Phenomenon (Runaway Brides) - 23 pts.
5. Prima Donna (Bombshells) - 22 pts.

Game 2 - Schoolyard Scrappers vs. Coffin Draggers
1. Jenna Talls (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 35 pts.
2. Goody Goody Blooddrop (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 29 pts.
3. Cannibelle Corpse (Coffin Draggers) - 20 pts.
3. Mia Pow Wow (Coffin Draggers) - 20 pts.
5. Craven Cadavers (Coffin Draggers) - 17 pts.

June 19, 2010, Final Scores
Game 1
Bombshells 89
Coffin Draggers 85

Game 2
Runaway Brides 120
Brutal Beauties 94

TOP FIVE JAMMERS JUNE 19, 2010

Game 1 - Bombshells vs. Coffin Draggers
1. Lady Lawless (Bombshells) - 37 pts.
2. HollyHood (Bombshells) - 27 pts.
3. Craven Cadavers (Coffin Draggers) - 24 pts.
4. Celeste (Bombshells) - 21 pts.
5. Mia Pow Wow (Coffin Draggers) - 19 pts.

Game 2 - Runaway Brides vs. Brutal Beauties
1. Ellie Mayhem (Runaway Brides) - 99 pts.
2. The LAP Dancer (Brutal Beauties) - 49 pts.
3. Jenna Talls (Brutal Beauties sub) - 23 pts.
4. Nasty Nelly (Brutal Beauties) - 15 pts.
5. Lex Mosh (Runaway Brides) - 9 pts.
5. Malicious Wishes (Runaway Brides) - 9 pts.

May 15, 2010, Final Scores
Game 1
Schoolyard Scrappers 85
Bombshells 66

Game 2
Coffin Draggers 134
Brutal Beauties 60

TOP FIVE JAMMERS MAY 15, 2010

Game 1 - Schoolyard Scrappers vs. Bombshells
1. Celeste (Bombshells) - 32 pts.
2. Goody Goody Blooddrop (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 25 pts.
2. Vanessa Velocity (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 23 pts.
4. Jenna Talls (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 19 pts.
5. Lady Lawless (Bombshells) - 13 pts.

Game 2 - Coffin Draggers vs. Brutal Beauties
1. Cannibelle Corpse (Coffin Draggers) - 50 pts.
2. Mia Pow Wow (Coffin Draggers) - 48 pts.
3. The LAP Dancer (Brutal Beauties) - 41 pts.
4. Dr. Mary Lu Botomy (Coffin Draggers) - 20 pts.
5. Scarlett Knockout (Coffin Draggers) - 16 pts.

April 24, 2010, Final Scores
Game 1
Bombshells 121
Brutal Beauties 70

Game 2
Schoolyard Scrappers 131
Runaway Brides 52

TOP FIVE JAMMERS APRIL 24, 2010

Game 1 - Bombshells vs. Brutal Beauties
1. Celeste (Bombshells) - 49 pts.
2. Alkaline Trina (Bombshells) - 25 pts.
2. The "LAP" Dancer (Brutal Beauties) - 25 pts.
4. Lady Lawless (Bombshells) - 18 pts.
5. Pint Sized Punch (Brutal Beauties) - 16 pts.

Game 2 - Schoolyard Scrappers vs. Runaway Brides
1. Goody Goody Blooddrop (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 54 pts.
2. Nurse Ratchet (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 28 pts.
3. Vanessa Velocity (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 26 pts.
4. Jenna Talls (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 23 pts.
5. Phenomenon (Runaway Brides) - 19 pts.
5. Lex Mosh (Runaway Brides) - 19 pts.

March 20, 2010 Final Scores
Game 1
Schoolyard Scrappers 148
Brutal Beauties 53

Game 2
Coffin Draggers 112
Runaway Brides 44

TOP FIVE JAMMERS MARCH 20, 2010

Game 1 - Schoolyard Scrappers vs. Brutal Beauties
1. Mizz Nashty (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 37 pts.
2. Goody Goody Blooddrop (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 26 pts.
3. Tabby T. Bag (Brutal Beauties) - 23 pts.
4. Nurse Ratchet (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 17 pts.
5. Nasty Nelly (Brutal Beauties) - 15 pts.
5. Pint Sized Punch (Brutal Beauties) - 15 pts.
5. Vanessa Velocity (Schoolyard Scrappers) - 15 pts.

Game 2 - Coffin Draggers vs. Runaway Brides
1. Cannibelle Corpse (Coffin Draggers) - 37 pts.
2. Dr. Mary Lu Botomy (Coffin Draggers) - 34 pts.
3. Craven A. Cadaver (Coffin Draggers) - 23 pts.
4. Angela Darkness (Coffin Draggers) - 18 pts.
5. Phenomenon (Runaway Brides) - 17 pts.

Vanessa Velocity
Skater Number: XIII
Team: Schoolyard Scrappers
Position: Blocker/Jammer
Derby DOB: 1/2007
Derby Awards: N/A

Skater Bio: They often warn "don't judge a book by its cover" and that advice would serve you well when you cross paths with Vanessa Velocity. From the outside Vanessa looks your normal beautiful 20 year old girl; but under that sweet exterior lies an ever-growing darkness and passion that screams from within. Vanessa was raised as a sweet little girl who always aimed to please. She never spoke an unkind word, wrinkled her frilly dress or caused any sort trouble. Though the latter is true, from the time she was young Vanessa knew that something inside her wanted more; it wasn't until four years ago on a stormy monsoon-filled night, that Vanessa was woken from a dead sleep with the uncontrollable urge to scribble something in her diary, four words that today are her mantra; "I wanna go fast!" That night marked the end of the sweet girl we all once knew and ushered in an era of absolute upheaval and chaos for all who tried to slow her down. Out of her inner darkness came a girl who would race around on her skates knocking over little old ladies in the grocery store parking lot. She also became notoriously known for flying by speed cameras and causally blowing them a kiss as her picture is snapped. Boys who try to keep up with Vanessa soon realize that you can't run with a tornado, nor can you contain it and their better judgment said get out of the path of destruction. Vanessa slowed down for no one. It wasn't until a brightly colored poster with the words, "Live Fast, Die Pretty" caught her eye as she flew by, that Vanessa was stopped right in her tracks. Her curiosity was peaked. That poster led her to the Arizona Derby Dames. Much to her surprise she found a group of girls who shared in her desires to play by a different set of rules. To live fast and die pretty. Vanessa was assigned to the newest team being formed, The Runaway Brides. Her speed, tenacity and complete lack of restraint helped lead The Brides to the 2008 Championship bout and eventual title. However, now a Schoolyard Scrapper, don't think Arizona Derby Dames has helped Vanessa calm her wild ways; nothing is further from the truth. Always look behind you in the parking lot and never step in front of the tornado as it comes at you. As her surname is defined, velocity is the rate of speed of an action or occurrence; and if you're not paying attention you will get hurt.