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Dame Of The Month - February 2008 |
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Written by AZDD
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Tuesday, 12 February 2008 |
Hellvis Presley #918
Young Elvis Presley was born to a loving family right in Phoenix, Arizona. Her love of fast boys, rockabilly music, old cars, skating, tattoos, and booze got her into trouble at a very young age. Late one night after Elvis had scammed some money playing darts her cocky attitude got her into a bar fight. She ended up in the slammer. She was booked and was inmate number three. Sitting there with a splitting headache number forty seven walked up and said “You’re the cutest jailbird I ever did see”. Well Elvis being around the block looked up at number forty seven and said “You look like and angel, you walk like an angel, but you are the devil in disguise”. And he was. Elvis wanted to skate faster, rock harder, and be invincible so she made a deal with the devil. And thus became Hellvis. She stalks the bars and skating rinks scamming money and drinks with her blue eyes and fire hair and leaves with a rockabilly howl and hellfire streaks left by her skates. |
