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Dame Of The Month - January 2008 |
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Written by AZDD
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Sunday, 30 December 2007 |
Shawnee Rotten #1142 Shawnee Rotten entered the world at St. Joes hospital kicking and screaming bloody murder. She was raised playing on the railroad tracks next to the cottonseed mill and Sonoita Motors in downtown Glendale. She earned Legend City spending money by cleaning out the rooster cages of her Godfather's cockfighting farm. She spent many a hot Phoenix afternoon watching Wallace and Ladmo at the bandshell of Encanto Park and learned fisticuffs at Sunday night deejay disco night on the rink at South Mountain. Shawnee is one mean, hot, rotten machine. If there is one thing that has really set her off, it's because she never got a Ladmo bag. Yeah, a native of the Valley and never got a Ladmo bag. Shes forever hot damned scarred and angry, damning Girl Scouts, Call-a-Kids and brats with model airplane collections. Ever since Gerald and Mr. Grudgemeyer went into hiding after Rita Davenport's attempt to choke out Bill Close with his bolo tie, she's had nobody to really take that anger out on. Until now. As a Brutal Beauty she is ready to take out that pent up Phoenician anger on the opposing team. Any opposing team whether its eating up spent Zombie flesh or tearing the spiral perm out of a drop dead beauty queen, she's ready to RUMBLE!
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